My Worst Cultural Blunder Ever

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I’ve lived in twelve countries and visited dozens of others. I am the definition of seasoned traveler and officially a global nomad. I dress appropriate to the culture I’m in, I speak softly, I observe and imitate the behavior around me, I listen. I do not make cultural blunders on a grand scale. Ever.

Until I moved to Germany.

My passion is writing, but my career is as an editor and proofreader who specializes in academic texts written by non-Native English speakers. Whenever I move to a new place I suss out university contacts and let them know I’m in town should they need someone to look over materials to be published in English or presented at international conferences.

Within a week of getting our temporary internet connection, I started putting out some feelers. A professional cover letter outlining all the universities and individuals I already work with, my previous editing projects, an updated CV, and of course my professional services website link, now separate from my personal site.

Because my internet is slower than in 1997, sending emails with attachments takes forever. This is the only time you will ever hear me say I am grateful to my turtle ‘Net.

A few days go by, a few more emails sent and I get a cryptic email from a professor: “You might want to rethink your web host because of the negative connotation in Germany.”

This is Zuzu freaking out.

What does it mean?! What does it mean?! A failed Google search and unanswered text to a German friend later, I am imagining the worst:  it must have some kind of Nazi reference or is a racist slur in German. With no answers forthcoming elsewhere, I take a deep breath and politely ask the professor to help me decipher this mysterious palabra.

The kind fellow writes me back, politely informing me that “Wix”(.com) is the colloquial term for masturbation in German.

It gets worse.

When I first created my email signature Gmail didn’t allow for embedding links in the text, so my very professional email was tagged at the footer with: http://www.wix.com/SezinKoehler/Services.

Oh. My. GOD!

The new girl in town sure has everyone’s attention, but for what services will they be interested in hiring her?

I am Zuzu’s complete and total mortification.

What was your worst cultural blunder ever?

©2011 Sezin Koehler, image via Networking Witches

2 Responses to My Worst Cultural Blunder Ever

  1. This has got to be the funniest (ok, in retrospect) gaffe ever. Can’t top it. I think my worst continuing blunder has to be saying hello to people on the street – namely men – in Turkey – where this is a no-no. I just can’t turn off my American friendliness. 🙂 Some of the more minor gaffes are chronicled on my blog which is about navigating cross-cultural marriage…thanks for this, it gave me a good laugh.

    • Oh, Liz! Well, I am glad to have at least made you laugh. I still can’t think about this without cringing or feeling sick to my stomach. The silver lining was that it prompted me to secure my own domain name for my professional site (sezinkoehler.com) and that in turn is inspiring a new professional blog, which is a good thing.

      Yes, saying hello on the streets in many places is a monster no-no. No matter how much I may have liked aspects of those places, that fact was always a huge turn-off. I feel very blessed to be in a city now where the people in my neighborhood greet me all the time and sometimes stop me in the street to talk to me even though they know my German is worse than a child’s at this point.

      I’ve since subscribed to your blog and I’m looking forward to hearing about your cross-cultural negotiations! Thank you visiting my cyber home!

      Warmly,

      Sezin

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