Written on a Superman postcard taped to Jerry’s fridge: Nothingisfunny. Where a stamp could go but George is too cheap to buy one:ManhattanNovember 15, 2008You are a fungus funnily growing on me.

Written on a Kama Sutra bedroom postcard: Give me moreof your sweetcomfort foodness.Where a stamp might go but there’s a smudge instead:Everywhere you are nearNovember 5, 2008 (and always)Yumalicious. You, mmmmmmmmmm.

Written on a ticking postcard clock with a smiley face: You area complete and utterwaste of precious life time. Where a stamp should go but there’s another little clock flashing 0:00:November 4, 2008In generalI don’t know why I never recognise you until I’ve already invested so much energy and emotion…

Written on a postcard of a thong-clad xeroxed ass: You cuntssuckbig fat ones. Where a stamp could go:November 4, 2008Old Town, PragueAnd you wonder why you’re all still single?

Written on the back of one of your cards with it’s double R logo: You were along,expensive,and unsatisfyingone night stand.Where a stamp could go if I cared any more to send it:October 22, 2008Myslikova 28Goodbye and godspeed.Moving on, moving forward.

Written in bathroom steam: You don’t know what you’ve got’til it’s goneand refreshingly back again. Where I hang up my towel:October 20, 2008Benatska 5, PragueAfter 8 weeks of double wrist injuries: I just bathed my own self and dried my own hair without any help at all.What a feeling.

Written on postcard wrists using ultrasound gel: NoPainNoGain Where a stamp could go:October 20, 2008Lekarsky Dum (The Healing House), PragueI had no idea you’d be so rough.Then again, I’d no idea that six weeks with both hands in braces would feel better than this.

Written on a ticket stub for “Mamma Mia!” transformed into a postcard The blank space says: You are sunshinePersonifiedWhere a stamp should go it says:October 18, 2008PragueJust thinking about how special you areand how happy I am to know you.

Written on a patch of fairy grass in the courtyard that serves as my apartment’s backyard From the spot where I stood for some time in wonderment: What a mostdelightful accident.Where a stamp would go a white flower blooms and inside it says:October 11, 2008Benatska 5, PragueDude, thank you. You seriously rock.

written on a clock in the time it takes my teacher to write notes on my fifth teaching practice heading up to the hour and a half mark it says: this is not even about how my teaching wentthis is about your lack of power and your need to control those around you within my…