Tag Archive: Turkish Delight

Turkish Delight Volume 17: The WasteLands – A Poem

Desperate shards of grass Gasp under an exhaust fog Crumbling brown Under the weight of industry’s poison. Muslim schoolgirls with their tartans And headscarves Combat boots Side by side burkah stilettos The manicured face peering through Ninja slits Scanning the lingerie storefronts Of crotch hugging jeans and Knee high boots. In a nation built on…

Turkish Delight Volume 16: A Day In The Life

Thankfully, we had CNBCe in our flat. CNN, BBC, BBC Prime and a business channel that showed really good movies and shows. While we lived in Bakirkoy we watched Desperate Housewives third season, day 5 of 24, My Name Is Earl, Scrubs, One Tree Hill, The OC, Without A Trace, Six Feet Under, Nip/Tuck, Heroes,…

Turkish Delight Volume 14: The Greeks Are Back In Town

One of Steve’s best friends, Nikos from Chania, Greece, came to town with some of his buddies to attend the Motorcycle Grand Prix. I conceded my attendance mainly because I wanted to have an opportunity to hang out with Nikos and get to know Steve’s good friend better. The Greeks and the Turks have an…

Turkish Delight Volume 13: Working to the Bone: Turkey’s Protestant Work Ethic

The Turkish work ethic is insane. They work six days a week, many even work 7 days a week, and this is considered normal. Many Turks wouldn’t even think of asking for a vacation until they have worked that kind of schedule for at least two years. Many Turks never take vacation ever. The average…

Turkish Delight Volume 12: Up Your Ass: An ATM Experience

I don’t know if it’s because of Istanbul’s serious overcrowding, boasting a 16+ million denizens and the madness of cramped public transportation, but going to an ATM here makes you feel you are about to be mugged. I suppose because people are so used to a total lack of personal space, crowding into mini-buses, the…

Turkish Delight Volume 11: Stilettos and Headscarves

All around the world, we see examples of vast gulf between the theory and practice of religion. A warmongering Christian American president, who seems to not understand the basic tenets of Christianity that are peace, love and tolerance. Muslim fundamentalists who do not seem to understand or follow the teachings of Mohammed, the Prophet, who…

Turkish Delight Volume 10: Outside Honor: A Foreigner’s Perspective of Istanbul

When I moved to Istanbul, I was told that Turkey is an honour-based society. If a man follows me in the street or molests me in some way, I was to shout “Sherefsiz!” which means “Without honor!” and this would bring people running to my defence. What I came to learn is that Turkey is…

Turkish Delight Volume 9: It’s All the Same

After a lifetime of travelling, I am starting to notice that every place is more or less the same. Each place, albeit with a different culture and different lifestyles, has its positives and its negatives. Some wonderful things and some horrible things. In this way, all places begin to blend together and the aspects that…

Turkish Delight Volume 8: Out On A Limb

Her eyes are in a perpetual state of shock, pupils drowning in the sea green of fairies and fear. Her voice shakes; she grabs for food with a feral snarl and is startled by any and every sudden move. She is constantly on alert. She never stops watching her back. Last night, she slept in…

Turkish Delight Volume 7: Humping Cousins

Half of his Saturday class was conversation and today’s conversation was ‘Relationships.’ Anywhere else in the world, people would talk about their own relationships, the relationships of their friends or celebrities. But not in Turkey. In Turkey, a Muslim country progressive though it may appear is still a Muslim country, dating is the exception and…

Turkish Delight Volume 6: Transsexual Turkey

Another thing I learned about Turkey was their intense fear of transsexuals. Apparently, gangs of trannies would walk around the city and you were never to mess with them because they carried knives they were not afraid to use. At first, I was reminded of living in India with the hejira, a group of transsexuals…

Turkish Delight Volume 5: Circumspection

I didn’t learn as much about Turkish culture as I have about other places I’ve lived in, mainly because I didn’t really manage to make any Turkish friends while I was there. My options mainly consisted of Steve’s colleagues, who were fine and seemed very nice, but for some reason people in the teaching English…

Turkish Delight Volume 4: Tommy and the BakirKats

I heard tell of a story in the Quran that a cat once fell asleep on the prophet Mohammed’s cloak and instead of waking the cat or chasing it away, he cut around the cat and left it sleeping on the cat-shaped bit of cloth. Because of this story, many Muslims apparently venerate cats (and…

Turkish Delight Volume 3: The Live-In Aquarium

Up until moving to Bakirkoy, Istanbul I had worked doing all kinds of things. Translator, human rights reporter, editor, grant writer, archivist, etc. I had been hoping to get back into human rights again and thought that Istanbul would be great seeing that my first memories of the place were with my mother, the UNICEF…

Turkish Delight Volume 2: Home Sweet Home

When most people think of Istanbul they think of the Aya Sophia, the Blue Mosque, the Bosporus, the old waterfront mansions, and beautiful Ottoman architecture. That certainly was what I thought about Istanbul before we moved there. It would have been nice if someone had told us that my husband and I wouldn’t actually be…

Volume 1: Turkish Delight — An Introduction

Through The Peephole: A Foreign Woman’s Tales of Istanbul I moved to Istanbul in August 2006 with the highest of hopes. Maybe it was therein where lay the rub. I had visited the city formerly known as Constantinople a decade earlier with my mother and thought it was one of the greatest places on God’s…