Today I was punished at work for talking back to my pregnant boss last night and got to spend the entire morning reviewing editing guidelines. I maybe read three articles all day, when normally I would have read dozens, maybe tens of dozens. Right now, we are in the middle of crunch time and I am not allowed to page check, I am not allowed to do second reads, and so here I sit writing this.

I feel like the interns on that one episode of Scrubs when one of the morons hurt Keith and got sent home for the day, so then they all beat on Keith and got sent home for the day.

One woman’s punishment is another’s vacation.

I should talk back more often!