Not a Love Letter to Stephenie Meyer

Written on a postcard embossed with the cover of the Twilight series’ finale, Breaking Dawn:

Did someone
drop you
on your head
as a baby?

Where the stamp could go that if needed I would affix with a smear of vomit:
Prague
January 23, 2009
Is what’s wrong with you this simple it becomes pointless to hate you?

Thoughts?

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