Reality for sale! Come get your reality! 2 bedrooms, one kitchen! Reality for sale or rent!
No joke: The biggest grammar error I’ve ever seen in my life is the fact that in Prague, all of the realty offices actually say “reality” instead. Maxima Reality, Prague Reality, European Reality Services, Atrium Reality, Albion Reality, and on and on. Isn’t that hilarious? I mean, how on Earth did the one error get so far as to get on every single real estate office title?

How would one go about getting a trade licence to sell reality? Would an Anthropology degree suffice as credentials? What kind of programs could be offered? Would astrology and cards and other bruja things be effective or would that move away from the reality for sale? I imagine the office would be all earthy tones, Pueblo style with turquoise accents and it would smell like amber. Detoxifying products would be offered, fresh juices, healthy snacks. The staff would consist of people who aren’t afraid to tell it like it is and the customers would leave with a heightened sense of purpose. Hmmm. Food for unemployed thought.