So, this was in my backyard yesterday:

“What is that in the black snake’s mouth?” You’re wondering.

Is it a wire? A branch? A plane?

No.

It’s another snake.

Zuzu Irwin has had it with these motherfucking snakes in her motherfucking yard!

And SNAKES?! Why did it have to be SNAKES?

And not just snakes, CANNIBAL SNAKES!

Ophidiophobia in overdrive.

Excuse me while I go dry heave some more.

Photos ©2013 Steven Koehler-Irwin.